If you guessed 'killing people,' you are correct. It's shit like this that makes me cringe to call myself a superhuman, let alone a cryogenetic. It's not that all the cryogenetics out there are batshit crazy serial killers. It's just that the most visible ones are. There was even a freaking league of evil assholes specifically devoted to cryogenesis, trying to start up a new ice age. Cryo isn't around any more to tip the scales with cute charity events like free ice skating for orphans or whatever. Every time you hear of a cryogenetic there's always some picture of frostbitten faces and people shattered into little bloody ice shards. Now that Killer Frost is out of jail and murdering people again, it's just going to get worse.
On less depressing topics, last night I babysat for the demon kids next door. Their parents were escaping for a date or anniversary or whatever, and I had to entertain them, feed them, then stuff them into their beds. Naturally, they're picky eaters, they're easily bored, they argue over ridiculous trifles, and don't like listening to me. And to top it off, one of them managed to douse himself in orange juice, and he just LOVES baths, let me tell you. I'm almost willing to trade jobs with Vector right now, if only to watch him suffer.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment