Thursday, April 30, 2009

Slushing the Bed

My cold has graduated to a soul-sucking Kleenex-depleting Darwinian superpredator abomination. Maybe it is the piggy pox after all. It got bad last night. My teeth literally started chattering because I was shaking so hard, even buried under the blankets without an inch of exposed flesh. I had always thought that was a cartoonish exaggeration, but it turns out people really do that. I was considering posting last night to scrape up a little sympathy from the internet, or at least distract myself, but the computer was all the way across the room. Then I iced the bed. Not on purpose. It started off as a cold sweat, but more than humanly possible, and then it crystallized into ice. It wasn't a fever dream or anything, because I'm perfectly lucid (except for the part about the walls throbbing just barely out of sync with my heartbeat). It took me forever to break loose, slide out of bed, and I kind of wrapped myself in the towel and dozed on the floor instead of really drying myself off. I eventually dragged a dry-ish fuzzy blanket out of the laundry hamper (hot chocolate casualty) and camped out on the couch all night. I woke up covered with Dani's quilt.
I think that was the worst of it, because I can mostly stand on my own today. But really, screw class. Today I worked on damage control. I spent half an hour dragging my sheets and blanket to the laundry room down the hall, and I had to stick them through the dryer three times before all the ice was gone. I am officially out of quarters. Dani helped me make the bed, flipping the mattress over, no questions asked. I couldn't come up with a plausible excuse for the wet patch, short of confessing that I wet the bed, and even I have limits as to how far I'll go to protect my secrets. I'm back in my toasty-warm bed, with the computer, water bottle, and even a bowl of canned chicken soup that Dani bought for me and microwaved. And saltine crackers. I think Dani feels guilty for making me sick.
Now that I've written down all the easy parts, I have to actually think about the hard stuff. I'm terrified that I'm losing control of my powers. Has my time run out? Was there a use-by date on my powers? I haven't slipped up again, but every time I try to just drop the temperature a little bit, I get so dizzy I can't stand. So I've stopped trying. I don't want this to be over before it's begun.

2 comments:

  1. Jeez, that really sucks.

    My advice is Don't Panic! Lots of people's powers go weird when they're sick. But if things keep getting worse instead of getting better, find a super-friendly hospital, even if you don't think you need it. Much better than dying, becoming the mind-controlled host of a hostile alien parasite, or being exposed via icing the emergency room.

    Also, I'm really not thinking anything good can come from your computer's Green Flash o Doom. Be suspicious.

    /unasked-for advice from random stranger

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  2. Thanks for the thought, but the nearest hospital that's officially for supers is in West Palm Beach. It's not really worth the drive just for a glorified fever, and I think my insurance company would be a tad suspicious, since I'd have to drive past eight different hospitals to get there. I do not want them to jack up my rates because of an 'undeclared pre-existing condition,' especially when I can biologically pass for baseline human.
    I'm glad someone besides me mistrusts this computer. Maybe it's just me, but the color seems ever so slightly off since the incident.

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